California Autos Examiner

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Renault For Sale


This car has seen better days, but as it slowly slips off this mortal coil it provides a few last laughs. The auction is located here. Read the Q&A section for a few chuckles. I've copied some excerpts below:


Q:I will give you 250 quid for the car if you throw in technics decks and inkjet printer aswell.
20-Jan-06
A:Eh? What the hell do you plan to do, set up a really unreliable mobile disco with home printed business cards?

Q: Just so that I don't overbid, could you hazard a guess as to the value of the fuel that comes with the car, Thanks
20-Jan-06
A: I can tell you for definate: £0.00

Q: Notice you live on a hill, couldn't you just let the handbrake off and let gravity get rid of the car for you? Ultimately it should make it to the Thames! Good luck selling it
20-Jan-06
A: You must be scientist or something. thanks...

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