Why didn’t I think of this excuse as a kid?

The Maryland State Highway Administration has announced plans to cut back on its mowing activities by approximately 10 percent. Not only will this save money, but Maryland also claims this will also result in “Improved air quality with a decrease in carbon-fuel emissions created by gas-powered mowers.” I applaud the creative thinking by the Maryland team. I would like to retain their services the next time my wife asks me to do something on the house.


source: bizjournals.com

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Borrowing car does not convey ownership: Roommate gets slapped with Grand Theft Auto

There's nothing like driving someone else's car!

A Florida man asks to borrow a car from his roommate and promises to pick up said roommate after work. At some point during that day, the man decides that Florida was not for him and decides to move to Mobile, Alabama. Four months later the man, Phung Van Nguyen, has been charged with felony grand theft auto.

You truly can't make this stuff up, can you?

For more info: Check out this NWF Daily News article.

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Too Much Gas in the Fuel System

With the writers' strike slowly draining our reserves of fresh comedy, let's go back in time to view this classic turbo encabulator sketch. Enjoy!

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