Sports/Turbocharged Minivan

Kick a guy while he's down why don't you. Sadly, the minivan's image has been taking its lumps for quite a few years. When people say to me, "I'll never drive a minivan!" I always think about saying, "Practicality? You can't handle the practicality!" Nice ride height, sliding doors for tight parking spots, tons of cargo room? Oh yeah, that's just too much for you isn't it?

The latest disrespect comes from Mastercard's Peyton Manning pep talks and Burger King's "Hit Moms." Peyton suggest you paint some flames on your ride while the hit moms drive around in their minivan plotting the death of the King. You can check out Peyton's minivan slam by clicking here.